VladimirKarovski's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[T E T R I S ' D 3]

You have fulfilled Russia's war machine.

Tetris was a Russian game originally ment to be a torture device for young Americans. Spies would have bricks dropped on them with a fast paced music playing.

It just turned out to scramble American's brains from exposure to massive gaming time.

[These Pancakes Are Tiny]

XD love it!

AWESOME SAUCE!
Fucking funny man, why no crazy waitress????
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[James and the Chief 2]

LOL

Your my favorite flash author, but finding out you like the flash movie, "Yotam Perel is a jew" Makes me dislike you.

Eddsworld is now my favorite flash author XD

Kittey Krew SUCKS

[I'm a PC: Deleted Clips]

You know,

Macs have a hell of allot more problems then PC's
Can't play games,
Get errors every FRICKEN FIVE MINUTES!!!
Can't do shit because they aren't compatible,
Uh oh, Firefox has crashed! We wont tell you why and just leave you to find it out yourself.

With an error you can ask microsoft help to prevent errors from happening.
My school has macs and every day I can't do shit on them!

Flash was ok, no good sound, graphics sucked, and errors really only occur when stupid idiots are messing around on PC's, a game like Garrysmod had the player launch a million nukes, creating lagg, and making a fatal error.

I haven't had an error yet on my computer that wasn't because of windows security that overwrote a virus trying to get on registry, my game lagging to much and causing an error, or a stupid virus error.

Macs mess up just for the heck of it! With no help to resolve it!

Little-Renastair responds:

Well thanks for telling me about macs

[The Playground Song]

Shutup Sranko

Shutup Sranko, if your computer has at least 2 bytes of ram it should load faster than that.

$10 dollar ram,
$15 dollar game,
1.5 GB of ram loads 9MB faster then a speeding bullet.

Good movie.

[Bjorn: Private Eye]

Great!

Another detailed review.

Story: 5/5, a little cartoonish but it gave me a few laughs. Funny, clear, Perfect for this size movie. A little like Explosm.

Graphics: 5/5 Great! No problems.

I love the Credit subtitles!

Correct Slavic Saying on Björk: 5000/5000
Jurek is said Yurek, Jork is York,
This is how we would talk in my home country... OF USBEKISTAN! Jking, Slovensko Republika

[A Pirate's Life]

Great!

Very good indeed! Let's start out.

Story: 5/5 Fine Fine, not the worst not the best. The islands looked like Haiti, the Dominican Republic, and a few others I don't want to name.

The funny thing is how the captain wanted to be a pirate, met pirates, didn't kill the pirate captain, and almost died because of that.

The map maker was kind of an asshole though, at least split the treasure.
The blue captain was an idiot, 50/50 should be what was given.

Graphics: 5/5 Basic flash, not to bad not to good. Just right. The frame rate could have been better.

Fighting: 4/5 Not very good, it looked like they were playing around and not fighting.
They should have had a fighting stance, and more thrustful sword fighting.

Length of movie: 4/5 It could be better.

When this was made: 10/5 2002, shows real skill.

I'm sure you have Improved your skills drastically.

Good luck in your movies!

[Scrotum 2]

Still mean!

EVIL NEWGROUNDS PEOPLE! Don't kill innocent dogs :(